MMA Rundown

Obi-Wan Kenobi Throws Some Weak Ass Punches

Even though Ewan McGregor got to hook up with Gina Carano in Haywire and shares a last name with the most favorite man to ever compete in mixed martial arts, homeboy doesn’t know shit about fighting.

Check out this picture of Ewan McGregor rocking an Obi-Wan Kenobi beard and throwing weak ass punches with some old dude.

Yeah guys, it’s been a slow day in Mixed Martial Arts.

How did Ewan McGregor ever get the role as the Jedi that nearly murked out Darth Vader? He’s gotten his ass beat in nearly every other film he’s been in. Even in alternative science fiction realities, Ewan is getting that ass whooped.


Sir Alec Guinness will forever be the only true Obi-Wan Kenobi. For shame, Ewan McGregor. Learn how to throw them bungalows, Jedi.