If God gave Jon Bones Jones style, then God gave Marius Zaromskis an Akuma outfit and a nasty habit of knocking people out. Everyone here at MiddleEasy still firmly believes that Marius Zaromskis vs. Waachiim Spiritwolf II needs to happen before the Mayans detonate the world at the end of 2012. After that, we’re not sure if we’ll have another chance to see the rematch assembled. For all we know, the earth and all of its inhabitants will be endlessly floating in space, coming closer to the Great Attractor. It’s the scariest intergalactic gravity phenomenon that you didn’t know about. Even if the world doesn’t blow up in 2012, on a long enough time span, we all will be consumed by the Great Attractor, a celestial anomaly that has a mass equivalent to tens of thousands of Milky Ways. If you’re still not freaking out, dip your mind into this site.
According to a source close to Marius Zaromskis that is apparently close to Mike Chiappetta of MMAFighting, The Whitemare has signed as deal with Bellator and will not partake in the welterweight tournament, but will debut with the promotion towards the end of the upcoming season. It’s also important to note that if Bjorn Rebney doesn’t assemble a rematch between Marius Zaromskis vs. Waachiim Spiritwolf, then he will let a potpourri of MMA fans down.
I’ve seen Waachiim Spiritwolf fight live a total of two times in two years in two different states in two different organizations. There’s probably a multitude of things I could say at this point like ‘…and he has two amazing fists’, but that would be expected and cliche. Instead, I’ll tell you that shortly after Waachiim Spiritwolf knocked out Brett Cooper at The Ultimate Chaos, Ron Kruck of Inside MMA promised to get me a shot of whatever I desired after the event. I held him up to it and at the official afterparty, Ron was no where to be found. The guy mysteriously disappeared, leaving myself, Gilbert Yvel and Tracy Lee to party off the coast of Biloxi, Mississippi. I tried meeting up with Ron Kruck the next month at UFC 100 in the Mandalay Bay, but after I talked to him the first night, he magically ‘lost his phone’ the next day. In short, Ron Kruck is ducking me and if you see him, tell him he owes me a drink. Seriously, he does.