Halloween weekend is here, and if your mean mug is half as convincing as Nick Diaz, you’ll probably end up winning the prize for best costume at any party you attend. Since that’s impossible, you’ll probably just end up dressing up as your favorite Jersey Shore character and fit in with the rest of the people who decided to show up as Lady Gaga. Don’t wonder how I guessed your Halloween costume before you let the world see it, just accept that I blew your spot and you have to get more creative. If you don’t, look for ‘209’ written on your head with a Sharpie in the near future. I’m serious. The only people exempt from Halloween shenanigans trains at Cesar Gracie Jiu-Jitsu and you better be down with them. [Source]
