So I got this really nice crystal ball from the thrift store yesterday and I thought I would use it to foretell what Georges St. Pierre would say in his black/white pre-fight interview that airs just before the UFC 158 broadcast. I can guarantee you that GSP will mention something along the lines of ‘I will be the best Georges St. Pierre that I’ve ever been and the worst Georges St. Pierre can beat the best Nick Diaz’. He will also use ‘He can’t handle my rhythm’, then the gladiator will appear on-screen, the hard-metal will blast through your television set, and you will run around your living room like a lunatic. I tried using my thrift-store crystal ball to predict what would be the outcome for the main event of UFC 158, but my neighbor thought it was a giant Gobstopper and tried to eat it whole. He’s dead, now. Death by crystal ball. He should have saw it coming.
Shortly after the UFC 158 press conference today, Nick Diaz made an appearance on Canada’s SN590: The Fan and made a slew of accusations so strong that your nose may bleed. Check them out below in the entire audio interview.