Paige Van Sant has “it.” She’ll turn the dreaded 21-years-old in just a few weeks, but this MMA megastar already has what it takes to make it in the UFC: blonde hair, white skin and a vagina. At 4-1 with a 1-0 UFC record, this veteran has already been signed by Reebok and will be one of the featured fighters against another blonde haired and white skinned vagina. You know the UFC, once they have a template, they’ll run it into the ground until there’s nothing left to make of it other than a pile of pain that has to be faced with the utmost sincerity.
But I digress, we all know the Paige will never be turned. This is the next 10-15 years of the UFC no matter how many wins and losses are accumulated. Paige is a STAR: