I look forward to the day when we can all look back and laugh at the Miley Cyrus gyration and tongue-wagging fiasco as nothing more than what it was: the first step into obscurity, multiple quick marriages and maybe even a Playboy spread. We saw it coming in the year 2000, when Brittany Spears was dancing with that snake and kissing Madonna, and we are just seeing another example now.
Had Miley come onstage and kissed Madonna, it would’ve been different. In fact, I want that to happen with every sexed up Disney star from now until Madonna is in a wheelchair. “C’mere, Grandma. Gimme some of that.”
So sticking your tongue out and wagging is the new twerking in my eyes, and this fine gentleman at UFC 164 is proof.
Thanks to Zprophet for the .gif?
*Notice how hairy he is, yet he has shaved armpits. Weird.