Nearly 25,000 People Like Conor McGregor’s Dick (on Twitter)

Last updated on January 4th, 2018

🍆 @CalvinKlein pic.twitter.com/leFoCBBvLV

— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) January 4, 2018

I dream of a day when I can post pictures on the internet featuring my semi-engorged penis and receive resounding praise.

At the time of this writing, 23,670 people ‘heart’-ed Conor McGregor’s junk, and 3,098 souls felt his package was culturally important enough to share with their entire follower base. Amazing.

Personally, this photo doesn’t do it for me. It’s not even the most flattering picture of Conor’s d**k out there. I mean if you’re going to flaunt your d**k, at the very least, use accentuating angles.

Now, that’s impressive.

Andrew Lawrence

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