Alright, before I get into this article let me point out a few observations I noticed from sitting in press row at UFC 141. Brittney Palmer was nervously holding her hands throughout the entire fight. Some of you may remember that she was dating Cowboy Cerrone until something happened. We’re not sure what that was, and even if we did know we wouldn’t tell you. Second, the moment Nick Diaz helped stepped in his brother’s corner, he did not stop starring at Cowboy Cerrone. The guy was motionless. Also, I’m not sure if you witnessed it on television but just before the third round began, Nate Diaz gave Cerrone two healthy middle fingers for an extended duration. We’re talking about the entire time Cowboy Cerrone was in his corner waiting to enter the third round.
Tonight, we witnessed Cesar Gracie trump over Greg Jackson. You too can learn the wonders of Nate Diaz by visiting 230 S School Street Lodi, CA 95240. That’s where Cesar Gracie can teach you how to outstrike your opponent by what I’m assuming to be well over 150 punches. Congratulations Nate Diaz on your huge win, and I’m almost certain you will be spending the remainder of your night hanging out with MiddleEasy’s LayzieTheSavage.