Moving the UFC start time to 9pm scares the (expletive) out of Dana White

I would be thoroughly entertained if Dana started actually saying ‘expletive’ rather than it be edited in. Maybe he can just do it for April fools next year. I would be mildy amused by it. Anyways, this article serves as a friendly reminder that the fights start an hour early tomorrow, 9pm EST to be exact. Which means the prelims, everything, is one hour earlier tomorrow.

Strange concept, time. What even is time? Is time even real? If you cannot describe time, it doesn’t exist, right? Or is time just a measurement? Einstein said we are living in motion, not time. Think about that. I wish I was in Toronto so I could tell Dana not to be scared of time since it may not exist thus he has nothing to worry about. I’m not in the great white north though, so he will have to go about his life in lavish fear. Here is a frightened Dana talking to MMAjunkie:

“It’s the most dangerous thing we’ve ever done, It’s scary as hell for me.”

“The whole time-move thing scares the [expletive] out of me, It’s the right thing to do, and it’s what the fans want, but for 10 years we’ve been at the same time. You become accustomed to it.”

I guess the more I think about it, ‘Time moving’ also scares me. Dana just wants to make sure we avoid any paradoxes. Thanks Mr. White.


Published on April 29, 2011 at 10:39 pm
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