The best thing about hot chicks is theyre usually undefeated at anything they do. A hot chick has never failed to get me to buy them that $8.50 shot of Jaggermeister at the bar. Hot chicks are undefeated at giving me their phone numbers only to text me the next day to tell me ‘they’re kinda seeing someone’. I’ve never been able to defeat that. Elena Reid is another hot chick that is undefeated at being hot and has a perfect record in MMA. Her last fight was against Michelle ‘friggin Karate Hottie’ Waterson this past April, and she TKOd her! A hot chick TKOing another hot chick! That’s like Superman arm wrestling Wolverine not because theyre both fighters, but because if you saw that on the street you would say ‘WTF’ followed shortly by ‘That’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life’.
If TKOs had an award show at the end of the year, this would get ‘Hottest TKO of the year (if not the century)’. In fact, if there really was a TKO award show at the end of the year and there was betting involved, not only would I drop $1,000 on the Reid/Waterson fight being the ‘Hottest TKO of the year’ but I would turn to the nearest person and say ‘Dude, there is no way this award show is real’.
I’m throwing in a bid for Elena Reid to take on the winner of Carano/Cyborg (if the earth is still here) on Strikeforce. Or better yet, Elena Reid vs. Erin Toughill. That’s the definition of hot on hot crime.
And for all of you that want to see Elena Reid vs. Michelle Waterson, just click here and enjoy (both hands above the desk Tom).
