If Chael Sonnen’s fighter win status from TUF 17 was a bar graph, it would look like an obstacle course from American Gladiators — the old-school American Gladiators. The one that had ‘Malibu’ talking about ‘the most excellent hit’ and ‘soaking up some cosmic rays with a brewsky in one hand and a babe in the other.’ If it were not for MiddleEasy, that observation would have died in my short-term memory. I know a guy that lives in an old airplane. I’ve known him for a long time, so there was no real threat of that being washed away in forgetfulness. Since you guys are already reading this article, I can fit a lot of my personal observations inside and guarantee that people will read them. I also know a guy named Jim Angle that is horrible at geometry. That’s true. He lives in Virginia. Let’s see — I would rather choose the ‘purple stuff’ over Sunny D. I don’t need essential vitamins and minerals. I need my tongue dyed purple, accompanied with an extreme sugar rush.
Alright, that’s enough. I better get to last night’s TUF 17 episode compliments of Hulu. Enjoy the entire thing, right here on MiddleEasy and have a happy Wednesday morning.
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