See, we told you guys to watch Dream 14 tonight/this morning yet you just refuse to listen to us. Now you will be forced to read the results of Dream 14 as they happen, regardless of time or location. If you’re reading this after Dream 14 aired, then you missed the ridunkulous Dream intro that featured a Bjork remix slamming every ear drum in the Saitama Super Arena. The music was accompanied by images of Japanese Kamikaze pilots flying over Pearl Harbor with the words ‘Raise your Flag’ emblazoned on whatever TV screen you were viewing it on (or computer monitor you little internet pirate).
Minowaman got in the White Cage with James Toney’s former training partner, Imani Lee, who came in at some super-humanly massive weight (320lbs at the weigh-in). Despite Imani’s gargantuan size and cool name, he succumbed to Minowaman’s submission like all of those who came before him. Early in the first round, Minowaman managed to take down Imani and remained on top of him until he took Lee’s back and flattened him out with a rear-naked choke late in the first round. Imani Lee lost to the current Super Hulk belt holder which is a great honor in some third world countries.