I keep trying to explain to people that the breakfast burritos from your local highway rest-stop are the universal standard of mobile nourishment. It’s a common mistake to skip straight to the Burger King express when you can read a magazine and contemplate a candy purchase while your food rotates in a gas station microwave. Sausage, egg & cheese wrapped in a synthetic crust work together in ways that the Whopper Jr. could never duplicate, and none of you even thought to try it. I suppose you could always pack your own lunch before you went out. Making sandwiches would probably be the trans-dimensional thing to do. Luckily Miguel Torres knows how to expedite your journey to egg-salad nirvana. Check out this video of the most majestic mullet in MMA teaching you the best way to open a hard boiled egg.