I’m forced to assume that 75% of the people that follow MiddleEasy on Twitter are drunk (or drinking) at any given point throughout the day. It’s the only way I can make sense of the incoherent links that are sent to us on a daily basis. They’re greatly appreciated, but my god are you guys lunatics. If I get another instructional video on how to apply make-up, then I’m going to throw my cosmetic box across the room. Let’s make it abundantly clear that I know the inner-mechanics of cross-dressing. Applying rouge is nothing new to me, I mastered it years ago. Also, Miguel Torres taught me in order to make a successful ‘rape joke’ one must not use the word ‘rape’ in the actual joke.
For example: ‘If a van was called a surprise van, more women wouldn’t mind going for rides in them. Everyone likes surprises.’ There, that joke won’t put you under fire with the UFC or the Huffington Post. It’s also pretty damn incoherent.
Regardless of your bizarre sense of humor, Miguel Torres is past those days of the blue mat of the WEC or the UFC octagon. He’s now moved on to World Series of Fighting and will make his debut with the organization November 3rd on NBC. If you want to know what Torres has been up to since his UFC release, check out this promo of his upcoming WSOF fight.