We’re two days away. You can count down the hours if you have nothing better to do. You probably have enough time to walk your pets before the fight. If you don’t do it now, they’ll annoy you all of Saturday night and you won’t be able to watch one of the most anticipated bantamweight matchups ever put together by the UFC: Miguel Torres vs Michael McDonald. If and when the fight ends dramatically, your eruption of excitement will instantly cause your pet’s bladder to explode, and instead of sticking around for the remaining three fights on the card, you’ll have to rush your pet to the ER and pay your vet triple the normal rate for pulling him out of a restaurant on his night off from dealing with negligent pet owners like you. That being said, just let your pets out into the yard, then return to this video and press play.
