There are far few things funnier in this universe than Ronda Rousey calling Miesha Tate’s boyfriend ‘Bryan Tate’ when his last name is actually Caraway. We’re not sure when it happened last year, probably because our short-term memory was interrupted by spontaneous and seemingly endless laughter. In a recent interview with MMA Junkie’s Steven Marrocco, Caraway said that he was rather happy getting Pat Healy’s $65,000 submission of the night bonus after he tested positive for marijuana earlier this week. Bryan Caraway even decided to blast marijuana users across the world, stating he has absolutely ‘zero tolerance for people that do it.’
“All I’ve got to say is that’s some expensive weed,” he said. “I like Healy a lot. I came up through the fighting ranks with him. We used to train together at Team Quest. I love the guy. But I have absolutely zero remorse or guilt.
“I hate weed. I cannot stand it. I’ve never tried it. I’ve never smoked a drug in my life. So I have absolutely zero tolerance for people that do it. I don’t care if it’s legal in some places or not. I think it’s absolutely ridiculous. Whether it’s legal in real life or not, they tell you to follow the rules. You need to follow the rules.”
Well it looks like Joe Rogan is going to have to destroy that Christmas card he had lined up for Caraway. Damn. Bryan Caraway is a NARC, which means he could have never partied with my old roommates at the University of Arizona.