At school lunch we used to play the ‘penis game’ in between eating our Salisbury steak and sugar-coated lard squares. It’s not what you think it is. One person would quietly say the word ‘penis,’ then another person would say the same word but just a tad louder. The goal of the game was to be the last person to say ‘penis’ at a level that’s uncomfortable for everyone else at the table. The game would end in some person yelling ‘penis!‘ while everyone ducked their heads in absolute embarrassment. The prize — well there was no prize. The winner was seen as an absolute loser in society. There’s nothing redeeming about that game aside from conquering your fear of being a numskull.
Of course there were other games — most of them involved the concept of the ‘anus.’ For example, there’s always the classic ‘You’re from Uranus’ joke that was made rather frequently. However, this weekend at RFA 7, Michael Schiavello brought us back to the days when knowing the idea of a ’69’ made you vastly superior than your peers. Check out what happens when Danny Mainus fights and Schiavello commentates.