Meka Leka Hi Meka Hi Meka Hiney Ho. Your wish has been granted. Now go rewatch episodes of Pee-Wee’s Playhouse to find a deeper meaning in life. Live in a world in which your carpet could compliment you on your outfit and your mail man was dressed like a gay cowboy with a jheri curl. Those were the days when anything was possible. Now you know you’ll never live in a place that looks like this, and you’re really pissed off about it. There’s also a good chance that you will never have enough throw-away money to bet a $300,000 on an MMA fight.
A few days we told you about a bet from Cincinnati Bengal’s defensive end, Wallace Gilberry, that if Michael Bisping knocked out Alan Belcher in the first round he would give Bisping the keys to his $300,000 Rolls Royce Phantom. Now Michael Bisping has a bet of his own — and it involves multiple cars. Sort of.
