Regular people all around the world are bombarded with keyboard warriors and trolls on the internet every single day, can you even imagine how much that is multiplied when you’re UFC champion? After every fight, every photo, every tweet, it has to be overwhelming just by sheer volume. Well, public service announcement: Michael Bisping is tired of your shit.
The UFC middleweight champion shared a picture of his foot—that’s right, just his foot—and delivered a diatribe to all the people who can’t keep their typing fingers from saying something of value. Please enjoy the verbal lashing in full below. We know we did.
“Here’s a random picture of my foot. Interested to see all the negative comments that can come from the sad twats that seem to comment on my Instagram pics. Here’s the facts you losers, and I apologize for any foul language. Get a life, man I actually feel sorry for you. Why do you even follow me to talk shit? Occasionally, I look at some of your profiles….. Wow!!! Please stop. I don’t respond because I actually feel sorry for you, because you are some of the saddest looking Virgin assholes I’ve ever seen.
Anyway, I’m going back to chilling in my massive house, with my beautiful children and wife, with my UFC world belt staring at me right now. Regardless of anything you can say, I’m ridiculously happy. Can any of you spiteful people say that? Haha nope! Otherwise you jealous assholes wouldn’t spend your time hating on Instagram.
Meanwhile I hope you find something at the job centre, a job, a girlfriend, or maybe just a sense of purpose and happiness. God knows your life is lacking if this is how you like to spend your free time. Find something useful to do, add to the world, be happy and spread love. Oh and in the meantime…. Go fuck yourself. And you know what’s really funny? All you d**ks would beg me for a picture if you met me. Now that’s funny!!!!!”