If any of you find yourself in the middle of drag show in West Hollywood, just remember that ordering a drink from a shirtless bartender with a bow tie is infinitely more difficult than you think it is. It’s probably the only draw back from enjoying the entertainment created when drag queens grace the stage while lip-synching 80s dance mash-ups. Here’s a tip, play rock/paper/scissors with one of your friends, the loser has to order for the rest of the night. If you are the loser, then be sure to get every drink you need for the rest of the evening in one order. That is, if you’re straight. If you’re gay — then have as much gay fun as possible. My suggestion would be Mickey’s on West Hollywood on a Monday night.
Oh, you’re reading this article because you wanted to know about a ridiculous Polish match-up and not my weekly adventures into the realm of drag shows? Well, that’s rude.
At MMA Attack 3 tomorrow on Poland’s Ipla TV, the MMA world can see a bout between the 286 lb body builder Robert Burneika and Dawid Ozdoba, a 182 lb male exotic dancer. Don’t try to comprehend the weight difference in this fight — it will only lead to a raging aneurysm. Instead, just know that this fight is in fact going down tomorrow, and here is the weigh-in video of the match. Props to Sherdog’s PudzianFighter for the find.