Let me just clarify that there is footage of Nick Diaz getting into an altercation with Mayhem Miller backstage, but after days of negotiating, it will never see the light of day. If it were up to me, the video would have been published Saturday night — but it’s not. I’ve tried every angle to obtain the clip, but this morning I finally accepted the fact that the video will never be delivered to the internet. I guess all of you will have to just use your imagination. Now try shoving away that mental image of Jessica Alba you’ve had in your head for years, you will need the extra space. We managed to talk to Mayhem just before the now infamous backstage scrap took place and Miller had a variety of topics he needed to expunge from his short-term memory, specifically his feeling towards MiddleEasy.