After the absolute MMA apocalypse that transpired in the past two weeks, the MMA world has crash landed into a desolate land void of news stories. Fortunately for us, we operate on a different principle which enables us to bring our audience the most entertaining stories regardless of how newsworthy they are. We also hand out lessons to chicks that it doesn’t matter how attractive you are, if Ubereem is walking through the crowd, it’s best to just politely move out of his way. Check out this clip of Alistair mowing through the crowd at Strikeforce Fedor vs. Werdum. I can’t stop laughing at this. Take that every hot girl who’s given me a fake number just to get me to stop talking to them. [Source]