Unfortunately this video lacks a topical MMA freestyle extracted from the mind of Mauro Ranallo. We’re disappointed in Mauro. In the past, we’ve heard Ranallo spit lyrics like he’s in his third audition to be the next member of Wu-Tang Clan. We have an entire archive of a few of the exclusive MMA themed freestyles Mauro Ranallo dropped on MiddleEasy in the past. However, we were fully expecting a new freestyle that centers heavily around gay porn stars. In fact, if you share my same belief, hit up Mauro on Twitter and express your concerns for his lack of gay porn raps. The world needs it, Mauro.
The MMA world also needed a thorough explanation of Dakota Cochrane starring in gay pornography from the story we broke earlier this morning, luckily Mauro Ranallo exists to deliver exactly what you wanted to hear. Be sure to also follow Mauro Ranallo’s The MMA Show on Twitter, since that may increase the probability of an impromptu Ranallo freestyle.
