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Matt Horwich shows what it’s like to surf on the infinitely accelerating wave of time on his guitar

Matt Horwich shows what it’s like to surf on the infinitely accelerating wave of time on his guitar

One day scientists will make a car that is fueled entirely by Matt Horwich’s quirkiness. That car will be distributed in all major markets as a viable alternative energy vehicle and it will be able to solve the world’s energy crisis. The earth will once again be on the right path until Matt Horwich dies. Then the entire planet will be screwed (yet again) and Eddie Bravo will create endless vlogs about why chemtrails are sucking the souls of human beings and redistributing them to the wealthy. He will then realize that he is indeed wealthy, and his entire conspiracy will collapse on itself. Throughout all of this, Renato Laranja will try to start intimate relationships with every female fighter in MMA, but fail miserably.

Matt Horwich is the most interesting man currently in MMA. It’s not even something you can sit around your coffee table and debate about. We’ve covered the trans-dimensional sabertooth river dolphin throughout his voyage into the multi-verse for years now and now our bud Rick Lee has decided to use his expert videography abilities to capture Horwich playing the guitar — and we love him for it. Check it out below.

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