A large earthquake tears through the center of the Earth and opens up a huge chasm of demons, fire drakes, and balls of lava fling across the land — scorching everything it touches. Humans are melting, entire buildings are sporadically exploding. As the chaos is going on Earth, a huge space ship appears in our atmosphere and beams down squadrons of militant aliens, bent on enslaving humankind and exploiting our resources. The demons and fire drakes take note of this and stage an all-out battle on the aliens for the rightful ownership of humankind. The war goes on for years, suddenly Satan appears from the center of the earth with a giant pitch fork and starts impaling every animate object — aliens, demons and humans end up on one giant make-shift shish kabob. Satan throws this Frankenstein-like pitch fork directly to the sun — and it friggin’ explodes. Now there’s no sun. The Earth is rapidly dying and whatever ownership the demons and fire drakes — and even aliens have on humankind is nullified because there’s no sustainable planet to live on.
And throughout all of this, Mark Hunt doesn’t give a f***.
Look at this .gif, MMA fighters. This is what happens when you stand in the pocket with Mark Hunt. You get immortalized in a perpetual moving image — and everyone praises your existence on Earth. Congratulations to MiddleEasy Frate Traner, Mark Hunt, on an amazing walk-off KO tonight at UFC on Fuel TV.
Let’s take a look at that from another angle.
