We’re pretty certain Machida wants to meet Chael in a parking lot because he’s set up a Rosetta Stone demonstration in Lot C on how to properly pronounce his full name. After the lesson, Lyoto Machida will hand Chael Sonnen flash cards and he will take a brief quiz on identifying the words ‘Lyoto Machida’ when shown a picture of a house and the color red. If Sonnen passes this test, he will receive a graduation certificate indicating that he passed the entire course, with Lyoto Machida’s signature of approval scribbled at the bottom. Chael can then take this diploma and use it on his resume in order to secure a job right out of school, until he realizes the entire economy is screwed and no one is hiring because the Republicans can’t underst…oh wait, this keyboard is still on.
Check out what Lyoto Machida tweeted to Chael Sonnen this afternoon — we’re not sure why, but we like this new side of The Dragon.
<div align=”center”><blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p><a href=”https://twitter.com/sonnench”>@sonnench</a> Where is your parking lot?I will meet you there,so you remember my name!</p>— Lyoto Machida (@lyotomachidafw) <a href=”https://twitter.com/lyotomachidafw/statuses/370246245509783552″>August 21, 2013</a></blockquote>
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