Am I the only one that remembers when Vitor Belfort publicly announced that he had hepatitis A and that God would be burning it out of his system in the immediate future? Props to divine medicine, take that Obamacare.
Vitor Belfort’s fighting style is congruent to Jesus Christ. He may not strike when he’s supposed to, but he’s always on time. He’s also some time-traveling dinosaur that occasionally transmutes into a lion whenever he wants to introduce other lions to the cage. Yeah, we’re not sure if Belfort’s trying to promote zoology or archaeology when he speaks, which brings us to a statement Lyoto Machida made regarding Belfort in Brazil’s MSN Esportes.
Vitor often contradicts himself, he loves to say it’s like Flamengo and Vasco (Brazilian soccer teams with big rivalry), but athletes have to go out to eat pizza after and such things … Then later he comes and says that we should not fight, sometimes it is difficult for the public to understand what he means.
This Lyoto Machida, he may be elusive in the cage, but he’s blatantly obvious when he states things in interviews. He’s right, no one really knows what Vitor Belfort says. Well, that is everyone but God — because he has a Vitor translator on his iPhone. Yes, God loves Apple — the dude even trolled Adam and Eve with one.
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