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Lyoto Machida’s Movember moustache is creepier than Ian McCall’s regular moustache

Lyoto Machida’s Movember moustache is creepier than Ian McCall’s regular moustache

Movember is the month formerly known as November in which men of all ages allow their moustache to grow to raise vital awareness and funds for men’s health issues, specifically prostate and testicular cancer initiatives.  If you’re participating for any other reason and didn’t know that, you’re officially a hipster.  Welcome to the club.  Synthsis is in the foyer ready to hand you an overpriced PBR and ‘welcome’ pamphlet.  Tutorials for how to ride a fixed geared bicycle are later this afternoon.

We’re not sure if Lyoto Machida is a hipster, but his Movember moustache would suggest that he’s either filling in as a stunt double for a teenage Burt Reynolds or a really big fan of Don Frye; and doing his best to look the part.  In either situation, Lyoto’s facial hair is a bit creepy.  We do, however, applaud him for giving us something to write about on an incredibly slow news day.

 

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