Lyoto Machida does ‘The Dragon’ to the smooth sounds of Lady Gaga

Elusive karate demi-god Lyoto Machida was filmed dancing at a Lady Gaga concert this weekend (or at a really impressive karaoke bar). Dressed like a cross between Roger Huerta and a college freshman lumberjack, the former UFC middleweight contender crushed our expectations as he clapped, then danced a sloppy Irish jig, during the chorus of Bad Romance.

He’s the Dragon, for God’s sake. A man who is custom built for elusivety. Look at him. Admit it. He’s dreamy. Everything about the man screams Anderson Silva victory dance. At least give us a little of that thing Rashad Evans does when he’s waiting in line at the post office. But he didn’t, and we’re left with something just a few degrees better than a Randy Couture lizard dance.

So when you find yourself awkwardly swaying to a remix of Britney Spears’ Toxic during an engineering department frat party next weekend, don’t be surprised if someone mutters, “Oh sheeeeet, he’s doing the Dragon.”

Published on July 21, 2014 at 5:40 pm
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