Elusive karate demi-god Lyoto Machida was filmed dancing at a Lady Gaga concert this weekend (or at a really impressive karaoke bar). Dressed like a cross between Roger Huerta and a college freshman lumberjack, the former UFC middleweight contender crushed our expectations as he clapped, then danced a sloppy Irish jig, during the chorus of Bad Romance.
He’s the Dragon, for God’s sake. A man who is custom built for elusivety. Look at him. Admit it. He’s dreamy. Everything about the man screams Anderson Silva victory dance. At least give us a little of that thing Rashad Evans does when he’s waiting in line at the post office. But he didn’t, and we’re left with something just a few degrees better than a Randy Couture lizard dance.
So when you find yourself awkwardly swaying to a remix of Britney Spears’ Toxic during an engineering department frat party next weekend, don’t be surprised if someone mutters, “Oh sheeeeet, he’s doing the Dragon.”