There are about eight things in this universe that is better than two hot chicks fighting. Two of those eight things involve nachos. After the rumor mill fabricated the story that Lisa Marie Varon a.k.a. WWE Diva ‘Victoria’ wanted to brawl with Kim Couture, Varon issued a statement that some agent who claimed to represent her made a false statement to the Dayton Daily News. Kim Couture then told MMAJunkie that she doesn’t even think Lisa Marie Varon could cut down to 135lb to fight her. Apparently, that’s the Women’s MMA equivalent of your girlfriend asking you ‘Does this dress make me look fat’ (which is an impossible question to answer). Lisa Marie Varon then fired off at Couture saying:
“Kim, I do walk around in the low 150’s. But as a former bodybuilder and fitness competitor, I know how to cut weight as good or better than most fighters. I cut to 119 for one show. I know I can get to 135. But frankly, you don’t want me to.”
Someone needs to make a sacrifice to the MMA gods to get this fight going. I nominate one of my functional alcoholic neighbor’s cats that posts up in our stairway like it’s working security at a club. We’re just kidding, we would never advocate killing a cat (Hello PETA)…unless it involves a match between Kim Couture vs. Lisa Marie Varon. In that case, it’s perfectly acceptable. People, we’re just kidding…we think. [Source]
