Skip to Content

Let this be a lesson to all you smack-talking gamers, Urijah Faber is out there — and he WILL find you

Let this be a lesson to all you smack-talking gamers, Urijah Faber is out there — and he WILL find you

Teddy Pendergrass made a song called ‘Love TKO’. I never knew of a fighter who scored a TKO out of love. Usually TKOs result in the other guy getting the time and space beat out of his/her face. A Love TKO, I don’t think so Teddy. If there was a Love TKO, it would be an accident. Maybe like when you get a birthday gift and in a moment of exhilaration you back-slap your mother. That would be a Love TKO. Unless you meant to slap your mother, then that would be a ‘I beat family members up TKO.’

I’ve never been TKOd over my gaming habits, but I’ve had noise complaints filed to my landlord for late-night gaming sessions. In fact, I should get a Turtle Beach Headset tattoo on my forearm to show the world my appreciation of smack-talking. Unfortunately for this guy, his gaming sessions earned him a severe beat down.

Jed, roll the footage!

Ah, wait. We’re not in 1968 — nor do I know anyone named Jed that would be capable of rolling any footage. It just sounds like the appropriate thing to say. [Source]

For more MMA News, Rumors and Updates follow the Red Monster on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Instagram
Joe 'Daddy' Stevenson says we will see hatred and broken stuff during his fight with Javier Vazquez
← Read Last Post
Bellator 46 is ready to smack you in your face this weekend
Read Next Post →