Let’s not forget Tim Kennedy nearly sliced his toe off this week

Tim Kennedy is the best thing to happen to the US since the birth of Road Block. Get a plane, drop this dude in Afghanistan and the entire war on terrorism could end in the amount it takes you to watch the entire Ray Mercer/Tim Sylvia fight. In fact, G.I. Joe cartoons taught all of us that ‘knowing is half the battle‘. The other half is an overhand right from Tim Kennedy. Set aside the fact that Tim Kennedy looks like an extra in Pee-Wee’s Playhouse, he’s fired a M249 fully automatic machine gun and there’s a probability that he’s killed someone when he was enlisted in the military. Every word in that previous sentence can not be applied to your life. Keep eating those Pringles and playing Modern Warfare 3.

That’s why Tim Kennedy finds it hilarious that he nearly sliced off his big toe this week while training. According to his Tweet, Tim Kennedy said when doctors checked his pulse, it was at 36 and everyone on staff freaked out. Look at that gash, you can fit the meaning of life inside that thing.

Published on January 20, 2012 at 5:20 pm
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