[div class=”notice” class2=”icon”]The following is from an article on DstryrSG, part of the MiddleEasy Network.[/div]
It’s actually kind of embarrassing. Sure, you pretend. You probably have some clever, yet mysterious, tattoos and wear a handlebar mustache to seem ironic. Maybe you wear expensive jeans and those Toms shoes (for girls). You might even listen to indie rock or whatever music your 8th grade sister and her friends like right now. It’s pathetic. Honestly, what you really need is a DSTRYR/SG t-shirt to save your sorry self from utter tooldom.
Oh, and your BJJ stylings are equally lacking.
But, fear not. BJJ Hacks made a short film to assist you with the help of Teta Rios.