My backyard is infested with four leaf clovers. I still haven’t won the lottery yet. Before you watch a video about someone eating copious amounts of yogurt and then spending the remainder of the day on a toilet, it’s always important to start off the article with a reference to St. Patty’s day — since it may take your mind off the fact that you’re watching someone relieve himself from sheer Activia gluttony. Check out this video of Kurt Pellgrino doing what he does best, and making it look amazing.
