When King Mo walked from the cage following his Bellator 86 debut, a chick in the audience flashed him. Don’t worry, it wasn’t pleasant. You missed nothing. The pornography industry desensitized you — and the moment you realize this your life will be enriched. Oh, that fight thing. Of course King Mo won. I actually had the banner ready before the first fight even went down tonight inside the Winstar World Casino in Somewhereville, Oklahoma.
We all expected King Mo to come out to the Bellator cage adorned with Asian women getting their best dancehall on. Instead, we saw a rather reserved Mo — it even appeared that he removed a few of his sparkilies from his crown. When the fight began, King Mo dropped his hands, stalked his opponent, and did what we’ve grown accustomed to watching him do over the years — annihilate his opponent while taking as little damage as humanly possible.
After landing a blitzkrieg of jabs early in the first, Mo finished off Przemyslaw Mysiala with a well-placed right uppercut to bring an end to his Bellator debut. Look, ZProphet even made this fantastic .gif for all of you to look at.