I was eating a Mexican microwavable dinner today for Cinco de Mayo and it sucked so bad that it physically made me angry. I mean to the point where I just wanted to throw the entire plate on the ground and walk away in disgust. I never had an enchilada piss me off that much. Kimbo Slice must have eaten that same enchilada.
People need to realize, Kimbo Slice used to beat up people named ‘Big Mac’ and ‘Afro Puffs’ in boatyards. For him to fight a dude with the name ‘Meathead’ is nothing new. In his Houston Alexander fight, Kimbo got in the cage, earned his paycheck and let everyone know that he’s finally got a ground game. Training with American Top Team is like moving to Tibet to be amongst Shaolin Kung-Fu monks on top of mountain. These guys know the best way to immobilize a human being and they’ve passed down their knowledge to a guy that used to sleep under a bridge in his Jeep Cherokee when he lived in Florida. Here’s what Kimbo had to say about his upcoming bangemite fest with Matt Mitrione.