The day Keith Jardine goes on Dancing with the Stars is the day the terrorists have won. The world doesn’t need that. What the world needs is a new way to open up a pistachio. Screw world peace, let Voltron handle that. Somebody needs to reinvent opening a shell on a nut. That’s the future. Leave it up to Keith Jardine blow your mind with his pistachio shell opening technique. Check Keith Jardine out in this ‘Get Crackin’ commercial being mean to an inanimate object. [Source]
