Once you get over the fact that Shinya Aoki is rocking a school girl outfit and Masakazu Imanari is doing…something behind him then you will be ready to hear that Killer Kawajiri vs. Shinya Aoki has been set for Dynamite’s New Years Eve event. Actually, lets get back to that Shinya Aoki school girl picture because it just set up camp inside your brain and it will be probably there for the rest of your life. There’s also another picture floating on the net of Aoki grabbing his nipple while simultaneously holding on to his butt as some guy reads something on a card. There’s also another one of Aoki wrapping his legs around Imanari as he shoves a orange whistle into his mouth. And there’s always the infamous pic of Imanari rear naked choking Mayhem Miller while Shinya Aoki removes Miller’s pants. Japan is the future.
This is your last chance to hop on the Shinya Aoki bandwagon before it leaves your neighborhood. It only comes around once a year so kiss your parents goodbye and don’t forget to pack your toothbrush. Look, I even saved a seat for you. Unfortunately the MMA world will never get to see Penn vs. Aoki unless BJ goes on hiatus and fights in 82 weight divisions in Japan for a few years (hey, its happened before). In the meantime, have fun creating your some broken-down version of Shinya Aoki on UFC Undisputed 2009. And finally, the song Aoki comes out to is called ‘Baka Survivor’ by ULFUS. Baka means ‘Stupid’ in Japanese and Survivor apparently means ‘Survivor’ in Japanese as well. Shinya Aoki is a stupid survivor and the Dream lightweight champion of the world. Bizarre Japanese culture ftw. [Source]