Remember that time when we told you guys that Anderson Silva impersonated Michael Jackson on the cover of the Brazilian Rolling Stone and there was a surprising lack of gruesome Michael Jackson jokes in the comment section? It seemed like years ago, but it was actually just yesterday. In reality, it doesn’t feel like it was years ago unless you were attacked by a chronokinetic terrorist sometime this afternoon. According to people on the internet, they actually exist. There, now you have something else to be deathly afraid of when you lock your door at night.
We’re not sure how Chael Sonnen feels about Anderson Silva dressing up as Michael Jackson, but one can only assume that it goes against his West Linn, Oregon Republican morals. Perhaps we’ll get in contact with the number one contender later today to get an official statement exclusively for MiddleEasy, but there’s a colossus chance that we’ll get distracted by something shiny outside of our window before then. Now check out this video of Anderso…oh damn, is that a UFO?