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Just admit it, this girl has better hands than you

Just admit it, this girl has better hands than you

If only you guys could date a chick that has level 100 enchanting and full dragon armor in Skyrim then you would know how fortunate I am on this Thanksgiving holiday. Here’s another thing I’m thankful for: I just slowly removed a booger from my nose that felt like it has been connected to the inner-layer of my brain for decades. The extraction method was so delicate that it felt like I needed to take a break midway and develop a better strategy. As I sit here in bed, I’m still thinking about the extraordinary rush that I got when it was finally removed — it felt as if my life suddenly was saturated with purpose. If I could remove that booger — I could do anything in life. I’m not bound be the limitations of reality. The entire physical universe is at my disposal.

Egh, I’ll just play Halo 4 for the rest of the day and waste my unlimited potential.

Hitting the pads will definitely not be on my itinerary for this Thanksgiving. Besides, I don’t want to be shown up be a chick that has far superior hands than I could ever dream of. Check out the video below from Reddit and MiddleEasy reader, Abbott Kale and be jealous.

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