First off, ‘Big Nog’ is an astronomically better nickname than ‘Minotauro’. A minotaur is one of these. A family of minotaurs is what lives above me and decides to stampede at 5 am in the morning. Apparently minotaurs need slippers. A minotaur is what you need to scare the hell out of your neighbor in the middle of the night. Minotaurs are probably mean tap dancers. A pair of socks for a minotaur is a couple of sleeping bags.
The only prerequisite of being named after a mythical creature that rocks a battle axe, the former Pride heavyweight champion and one of the hardest dude’s on the planet is that you must get your arm broken in an MMA fight and then resume training months ahead of schedule, as evidenced by this new leaked video. [Source]
