Alright, I promise this will be the last Josh Barnett story unless the dude…kills an infant by anaconda choke or something equally extraordinary. The irony of the ‘Babyfaced Assassin’ actually assassinating a baby is hilariously…disturbing. Almost as disturbing as the ‘If They Were Hot Chicks’ gallery. Don’t expect it to stop either, imagine Jeff Monson as a hot chick. Now here’s a towel to clean up the pile of vomit on your keyboard (make sure you get in between the keys).
At a press conference in Japan, Sengoku announced that Barnett will be headlining their November 7th card and he will be drug tested. It’s still unclear whether or not Barnet will be removed from the card if he did test positive for anabolic steroids. Maybe they’re just making sure Josh has steroids in his systems much like Jedi Knights test the level of metaclorians in the blood of young apprentices. Don’t be surprised if they inject his opponent with a heavy dose of gamma radiation and throw purple pants on him. It’s Japan, anything goes. [Source]