I’m over the Josh Barnett Affliction steroid scandal. Now I will move onto other pertinent things like why would this action figure of Josh Barnett have three severed hands included in the package? What kind of demented toy maker would do that? The message they’re sending to kids is that anyone can comfortably possess up to three severed hands and society will be alright with it. Just put them in your backpack children, your teachers won’t mind. Severed hands are the new Pokemon cards. Trade them with your friends and collect them all.
Barnett is the only guy I know that made a shirt depicting himself clad in armor, sitting on a throne with a mountain of dead bodies behind him — and I don’t even really know Josh. If you’re wondering where you can get that ridiculous Josh Barnett shirt, don’t worry because I found it for you. He also has another shirt of a demon pulling a kimura on another demon — try explaining that garment to a Christian summer camp.
We know you’re as stoked as us about Josh Barnett signing in the UFC to take on Frank Mir at UFC 164. This isn’t his first time inside the Octagon; Barnett has dabbled in an international panel of MMA organizations throughout the years. I mean, who else remembers Impact FC?
In an interview with Inside MMA, Josh Barnett admits what the world already sort of knew, he’s an ‘MMA slut.’
