The minute Jon Jones pulled that crazy underhook-backflip of Stephan Bonnar at UFC 94 everyone knew why people called him ‘Bones’. Actually, no one knows why they call him bones. I have a friend named Jon Jones and we call him bones…but there never really was an explanation. I guess we were just sort of lazy that day. If you saw the Jon Jones I know, dude is the direct opposite of ‘Bones’. Maybe I should convene with the nickname naming committee (the same guys who named the robots in Mega Man) and change it to ‘Big Boned’. Just kidding, I love the guy…especially when he’s yelling at 3am in the morning because two prostitutes stole D**k ‘Starscream’ Grayson’s Ipod (true story).
Bones managed to grab the…disqualification over Hammill with the use of illegal elbows…elbows which I’ve never heard of before. Hammill was doing great until Jones swept him with his elongated Tim Burton legs. Dude was stopped in the first round, Hammill couldn’t go on due to blood leaking from his eyes like he was midway through MMA’s first live stigmata. Well there you go, the first TUF finale disqualification…and you were there snug comfortably on your sofa to witness it.
