Jon Jones is the light heavyweight end boss and you couldn’t beat him even if you were using a game genie

Rashad Evans just took Jon Jones to his first five round decision, but don’t be fooled, Bones just about dominated Suga for twenty five minutes in the octagon tonight. This guy makes everyone in the cage look small. No one can beat him at 205. No one. I want the distance from his elbow to his fist measured to see if Bones’ ‘elbow jabs’ are equidistant to a ‘normal’ light heavyweights total reach. You could place an army of nerds on the task of marrying an Action Replay and a Game Genie and even then you couldn’t create an offspring that could defeat the Jon Jones end boss. Never. Even with 99 continues. It’s impossible. Rashad Evans had nothing on Bones, and now we see that Bones can take a punch and go the distance.

But…There is an H-Bomb:

Now it’s official: Dana just announced Jon Jones Vs. Dan Henderson. This comes straight from the post fight presser:

Does the man who defeated Fedor have anything for Bones?

Does anyone in the light heavyweight division have anything for Bones?

Does anyone in MMA have anything for Bones? Maybe only King Mo.

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Published on April 22, 2012 at 5:15 am
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