On Easter Sunday, someone shared a story on my Facebook newsfeed which reminded the world that Cadbury Crème Eggs, although delicious, are owned by Monsanto. That person single-handedly ruined Easter. I can never consciously eat genetically-modified dairy products disguised as egg-shaped chocolate again, and I’m going to rant about it for the rest of this sentence before getting to the MMA news that prompted writing this article in the first place. While my childhood was being ruined this past Sunday, Jon Jones was re-enacting scenes from the matrix with his brother in their back yard. Check out the evasive techniques he uses to dodge most of these Nerf bullets and imagine what your weekend could have been like if you didn’t have a hipster Facebook activist rub Monsanto all over your favorite holiday snacks.
