You guys ever watch Dragonball Z on Saturday mornings and get so damn hype you start doing ADHD Karate in the living room until you pass out? I can imagine this is how this fight affected fight fans at home. This fight was bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S. John Lineker ran at John Dodson will the infrared, laser-guided focus of a Terminator and Dodson, well, tasted the power and tried to stay away from it.
Head kick lands for @JohnDodsonMMA but @JohnLineker eats it like it never happened. What a chin! #UFCPortland https://t.co/Mo9TCsJLbm
— #UFCPortland (@ufc) October 2, 2016
Oh, okay pic.twitter.com/SiYjxjehve
— caposa (@GrabakaHitman) October 2, 2016
So, that is Lineker above being exposed as a non-human entity capable of taking head kicks simply so he can get close enough to punch Dodson more. Lineker is the man that physics and all logic forgot. He will not acknowledge mere mortal ideas of things like “pain” or “you’ve been kicked in the fucking head, homie and should react accordingly”.
when you came to fight but the other guy came to dance pic.twitter.com/1OVvsQefV0
— Alex Jones (@NotAlexJones) October 2, 2016
At some point, Lineker had to poke fun at Dodson on account of the fact that he didn’t want to stay there and get punched. Haha, silly dancing man. Why you no want to get hit by the hardest-hitting Murder Gnomeweight in the known world? Don’t worry, the starting fighting again soon after the short intermission…
They're exchanging leather in Portland!! What a fun second round!! #UFCPortland https://t.co/zMfaPjLsQL
— #UFCPortland (@ufc) October 2, 2016
where's @SoozieCuzie with a stoya gif? pic.twitter.com/dAx14yJwQk
— Jessica Hudnall (@LegKickTKO) October 2, 2016
After 5 rounds of berserker barrage, Lineker got the better of a close decision. Some people argued Lineker won, some people argued Dodson won, but the real winner was all of us watching this slobberknocker. In his post-fight speech, Lineker called out Dominick Cruz and thanked his mysterious creator of his adamantium skeleton.
John Lineker earns split decision over John Dodson in 5 round battlehttps://t.co/jc4rOb0syH#UFCPortland pic.twitter.com/Z918s1Cu2j
— FOX Sports: UFC (@UFCONFOX) October 2, 2016
