What is going on? The thing about Alex Jones is he’s only 45 years old. The thing about Joe Rogan is he’s MMA royalty.
So you pretty much already know which side of the fence MiddleEasy will fall on this beef. That being said, how is Jones only 45 years old? Legitimately thought he was in his 60s, dude looks like hell and stressed out as ever.
It’s 2019 and Joe Rogan and Alex Jones are feuding over podcasts, Twitter, conspiracy theories and a few other random topics. Seems on brand.
The weird thing is Jones and Rogan used to be pretty buddy-buddy.
Now the world wants to see Rogan choke out Jones.
The crew over at Deadspin sums up why every red blooded human, or cold blooded lizard person, wants to see Rogan and Jones locked in side the world famous Octagon for three rounds of hand-to-hand combat.
“The trouble started last summer, shortly before Jones was banned. In a podcast with Dave Rubin last June, Rogan was critical of Jones’s Sandy Hook truthering (of which he says he was unaware when Jones came on his show in 2017) as well as muffuletta-brained conspiracy theorist Roseanne Barr’s insistence that Holocaust survivor George Soros was a Nazi.
This prompted Jones to call Rogan an agent of the globalist lizard people for defending Soros, which in turn prompted Rogan to sigh a bunch and explain that while he loved Jones and thought he was a great guy, he wished he would cool it with the Sandy Hook stuff. In August, Rogan said Jones wanted to come on his podcast again, but he didn’t want to host Jones while he was in the midst of a defamation lawsuit for saying the Sandy Hook shooting victims were paid crisis actors.”
Uh huh. Go on.
“Jones seized his moment after Rogan spoke with Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey, a hilariously ill-equipped fraud. Rogan has railed in the past about Twitter silencing free speech and de-platforming in general, but he just sort of let Dorsey say whatever he wanted, unchallenged, which is kind of the Rogan model. Fans hated the Dorsey interview, Rogan issued a lengthy statement on the matter, and Jones pounced. “I never want to talk to Joe, I never want to see that little demon … that leaking butthole that you are,” he growled, declaring Rogan a sellout for having Dorsey on while Dorsey’s Cash App was a sponsor of Rogan’s podcast. This, per Jones, was holy war.”
The only thing this feud to end all Internet feuds is a promo video to hype up the fight. The trailer is here and it’s even better than we expected.
What is going on? Who knows, but somebody let Joe Rogan and Alex Jones throw hands live on pay-per-view.
Check out the beautiful trailer for the biggest super-fight MMA can make in 2019.
This is the fight the Fans want to see. Rogan vs Jones. pic.twitter.com/d5Os3HL5dm
— MMA Roasted (@MMARoasted) February 26, 2019