[div class=”notice” class2=”icon”]The following is from an article on DstryrSG, part of the MiddleEasy Network.[/div]
Lets start by saying if you have a ridiculous name (especially if you have a ridiculous first and last name), Joe Lauzon will make you bleed your own blood in 15 seconds. Watch someone named Woodys Gamertag get into the cage to grapple with Joe Lauzon. Clearly a bad idea. Even worse – he tries to do it while wearing a head cam.
For a minute I thought this was one of the most dangerous things an inexperienced grappler could do. But, then the the “Russian fight analyst” revealed that, “in Russia there would be spike coming from the cage here and over there, and there would also be flaming chainsaw from the ceiling.” That completely blew my mind, because it’s probably true.