Before reading this article, my only request is that you put on your tinfoil hat. You know, so the government can’t read your brainwaves. It’s like conspiracy theory 101. All of my baseball hats are lined with aluminum foil just to prevent the government from tapping into my cerebellum. The only drawback is that in a thunderstorm, I’m a friggin’ walking lightning rod.
If intergalactic aliens have been visiting earth and implanting devices into the eyes of human beings, it can only mean one thing: development of a really dope first-person mass-mulitplayer online RPG. Just imagine, the entire galaxy to scale and navigating an entire planet on foot. It can even be ultra-realistic, like you have to eat food and you can build things by assembling the right tools and supplies. In this intergalatic MMO, there will be a currency that can only be acquired by working or stealing it from others. If you want to go on missions and increase your weapon abilities, you can join the military and travel to remote destinations to fire off your weapon of choice. Heck, what if this new galactic MMO was even more ultra-realistic and the punishment for dying isn’t a XP loss or money removed from your account, but permanent death — sort of like DayZ. If you want to play again, you must start a new character — reincarnation — wait, this is what we’re living in. Life is just a hyper-realistic mass-mulitplayer online RPG that we’ve been interacting with so long that we forgot we’re just avatars in a simulation.
Damn. Mind. Blown.
Egh, you better listen to this TapouT Radio interview of Jim Miller talking about his potential alien abduction — before this world has another server reset. Ugh.
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